1 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:19,600 Bad boys! 2 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:22,320 Good morning, folks! 3 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,400 -Good morning, sir. -Wow, looks like full attendance today. 4 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:25,400 Is it the PT period? 5 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,520 No, sir, we're here for the kheer given out during the mid-day meal. 6 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,760 I love kheer! Alright, scoot along. 7 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:30,840 Come on, let's go. 8 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:40,760 It's hot? 9 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:43,520 Srijan? 10 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,200 What were you doing in there, son? 11 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:55,800 It's gotten out of hand, sir. 12 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,320 The floodgates have opened. 13 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:58,720 And sir even swallowed that water! 14 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,120 Sir, it takes six minutes to go from class to the water filter and back. 15 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:04,160 Double that if there's a line. 16 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,440 Half the period is wasted just fetching water. 17 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,720 And if you ask the kids for help, they take advantage of us. 18 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:10,520 You know Puru from class 8B? 19 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:12,800 He charges 50 rupees to fill a bottle. 20 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:13,880 Even from teachers. 21 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:14,920 50? 22 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:15,880 He doesn't charge you 100? 23 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 100? He doesn't make you wash his bicycle? 24 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,280 Sir, for the last three years, 25 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:24,480 we have been requesting you to install a water filter in the staff room. 26 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,240 If you don't do it this year, 27 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,280 then all of us teachers will go on strike together. 28 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:30,840 -Yes, sir. -Hansraj ji! 29 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,360 Keep your Rajkamal Prakashan Hindi textbook language 30 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,960 inside the classroom. 31 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,040 Who's going to pay for the new water filter? 32 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,960 Because of the extra classes you're holding for the tenth grade, 33 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,280 the budget is already tight. 34 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,920 But ma'am, to get good results in the boards, 35 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,800 teachers' performances matter just as much as the students'. 36 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,080 -Yes. That's right. -Absolutely. 37 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,840 How can any sound come out of a parched throat? 38 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,160 -Speak louder! -Say it louder. 39 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,560 -Go ahead. Say it. -Sir… 40 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,400 how can any sound come out of a parched throat? 41 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,400 Sir, think of this water filter as the offering given to teachers. 42 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,920 -Yes, sir. Please, sir. -I insist. 43 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,160 They'll score well in the board exams only if we get a new water filter. 44 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:07,720 I understand that the school budget is low every single year. 45 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:08,960 I know that. 46 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,160 But we have one impact player. 47 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,120 Who? 48 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:13,720 Our very own… 49 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:15,880 Respected Urmila Devi ji. 50 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,760 Goldy ji will fund the water filter if you speak to him. 51 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,120 You just need to get him to say "yes." 52 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,240 Yes. 53 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,600 Gyaneshwar and I were going to get married. 54 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,880 He even came to my house as a suitor. 55 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,400 Despite having a B.Ed. degree, 56 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:36,360 people used to call him "11th fail Gyaneshwar." 57 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,120 Because 11 girls had already rejected him. 58 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,960 -Careful. -Careful, son. 59 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,440 -Give him some water. -Yes. 60 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,000 Have it. 61 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:47,920 It's very good! 62 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:51,520 And as soon as I saw him, I decided to turn him down as well. 63 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:55,600 But then… 64 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:56,680 Dad! 65 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,440 I wanted to talk to you about something. 66 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:00,920 -What is there to talk about? -That… 67 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:02,200 The guy rejected the proposal. 68 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:04,160 He did? 69 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,440 He rejected the proposal? 70 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:08,840 My proposal? 71 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,680 The whole neighborhood heard about it. 72 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,840 11th fail Gyaneshwar, rejected the proposal of the 12th girl, 73 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,400 and my wedding dreams suffered their 13th day final rites. 74 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,360 That's why, at the age where I should have been applying henna on my hands, 75 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,520 I started applying ink on other people's hands after voting. 76 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,680 And I decided on one thing. 77 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,760 Urmila ji, please. 78 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,360 The man who poured water all over my dreams 79 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,200 won't even get any water if it were up to me. 80 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:39,000 It is a "no" from me, Gyaneshwar ji. 81 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,880 Move it! Constantly asking for money! 82 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,960 Now he needs water to make sure the kids pass! 83 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,320 He made me drink piss, sir. 84 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:49,920 We need a water filter! 85 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,840 -Yes, sir. We need it! -Otherwise, we won't teach! 86 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:57,440 MY DEAR RICE PUDDING 87 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:06,120 IN GRAMMAR, EVERY MISTAKE IS A CRIME. 88 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,520 Is there any other child who didn't finish their homework today? 89 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:22,560 Me. 90 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:27,240 Bansi is here! 91 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:28,880 I didn't do my homework. 92 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,800 Looks like Bansi is about to be beaten like a drum today. 93 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,000 Fine. 94 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:36,640 You can do it tomorrow. 95 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:37,720 Sir? 96 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,760 I won't do it tomorrow either, sir. 97 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:48,000 And now, I'm going to join the 4B PT period to play. 98 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:49,800 Okay, sir. 99 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,240 Bansi won't be beaten today, he will be killed. 100 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:55,520 Sir! 101 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,800 My shoelaces need to be tied. 102 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,240 "Tie" is the verb in this sentence. 103 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:01,600 Yeah, so? 104 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,320 Then tie it. 105 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:07,240 Hey, Abacus. 106 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Make sure you count all the pieces that Bansi's body is cut up into. 107 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:12,760 Okay. 108 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:24,480 Why didn't sir hit him? 109 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,800 Are we sure that is Hansraj sir? 110 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,680 It looks like Bansi ended up playing sir instead. 111 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,440 Sir is tying his laces! 112 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,200 Bansi, my hero 113 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:37,440 Bye, ma'am. 114 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:57,520 What are you doing? 115 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,160 We've been married for 25 years. 116 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:05,880 Do I need a reason to hug you? 117 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,080 There are still three weeks left for it to be 25 years. 118 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,480 We can hug again on that day. 119 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:13,880 Rice pudding? 120 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:16,760 How is it? 121 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,480 Tell me… 122 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,160 what do you want for our anniversary? 123 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,360 Don't give me anything. 124 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,520 I haven't come up with anything this time either. 125 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:32,160 You did the same thing last year and gave me a great gift. 126 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,240 I will definitely win this year. 127 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,560 This is very tasty. 128 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:38,920 Can I get one more bowl? 129 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,160 Too much sweet will end up costing you. 130 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:43,760 I'll be right back. 131 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,800 How can sweet cost me… 132 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:50,760 Too much sweet will cost me. 133 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:59,000 We are facing a terrible problem. 134 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,840 The teachers are quenching the thirst for knowledge, 135 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,280 and we are unable to quench their thirst for water. 136 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,040 So, the topic for today's SMC is-- 137 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,040 Just one samosa? 138 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:10,480 We are low on budget. 139 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,160 From now on, everyone can only eat one samosa. 140 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:14,600 But Kedia is inhaling two. 141 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,080 Hey, hey. Not allowed. Give it back. 142 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,840 -Give it back. -You could have told me earlier. 143 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:20,600 I would have eaten the first one slower. 144 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,200 Now, this is-- 145 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,280 Give it back. 146 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:24,520 Give it. 147 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,760 You can all see just how bad the economic condition of the school is. 148 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,800 That is why I need to make a tough call. 149 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:36,960 To arrange money for the water filter, 150 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:40,280 from now on, we will not be serving rice pudding in the Tuesday mid-day meal. 151 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,920 -What? -What? 152 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,040 The rice pudding served on Tuesdays is canceled. 153 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,040 -What? -What are you saying? 154 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,120 Sir, TTPS is so close to my house 155 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,160 that if I spit guthka from my window, it will land on their wall. 156 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:53,840 But I still send my child to a school so far away, 157 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,680 because you serve rice pudding here every Tuesday. 158 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:57,640 -Yes. -Right? 159 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:59,320 And you want to stop serving rice pudding? No. 160 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,760 -No way. -Sir, sir, sir. 161 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:04,080 You already know that the kids are crazy for rice pudding. 162 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,600 My Ravinder tried to cut off the cook's hands after he ate the rice pudding, 163 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,920 so that he could never make the same rice pudding for anyone else. 164 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,560 Keep the knife away from Ravinder! 165 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,080 -What are you doing? -Sir, he carries an extra knife. 166 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,200 Sir, how can you cancel rice pudding? 167 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:16,840 It has all the nutrients for the kids. 168 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,440 -That's right! -Exactly. 169 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,960 It has milk, rice, and… 170 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,120 what is that tiny thing called? 171 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,920 -Cardamom. -No, not cardamom. 172 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,920 -It's sweet and juicy. -Lips! 173 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,080 No, those are wet. 174 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,360 -No, no, sir. Raisins. -Yes. 175 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:32,640 -Raisins. -Yes, that's right! 176 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:33,640 Wait a second. 177 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,000 How do you know that? 178 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,880 Guddu brings some home sometimes. 179 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,360 Our entire family eats it. 180 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,320 Even the neighbors have some once in a while. 181 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:45,760 Wow! 182 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:47,880 And here we were wondering 183 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,360 how the school keeps running out of budget. 184 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:52,720 No, no. 185 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,120 It's fine. 186 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:55,320 It happens. It does. 187 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,520 Look, I know that… 188 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:02,720 this decision won't just affect the kids. It will affect you too. 189 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:04,720 Even your neighbors, right? 190 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,320 But if you… 191 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,960 think of us as mentors, 192 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,000 then please sacrifice the rice pudding as offerings for your teachers. 193 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,240 And if there are no objections, 194 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:18,640 then sign this. 195 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,760 And I want the pen back this time. 196 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,880 Why make a fuss over a five-rupee pen, sir? 197 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,880 No, you can't use your thumb. 198 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,360 You see, Urmila ji? 199 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:30,320 Now the teachers' hydration levels won't drop, 200 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:31,960 nor will I fall at your feet. 201 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,960 Two birds, one rice pudding. 202 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,120 But have you thought about this? 203 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:44,400 If this rice pudding has shaken 12 parents so much, 204 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:50,160 imagine how much it will upset 1,200 students. 205 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:05,120 No! I'm saving this for rice pudding. 206 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:14,000 Mister, you forgot to add milk and rice to the rice pudding. 207 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,000 No rice pudding from today onwards. 208 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,400 K equals to kheer. 209 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:57,880 No, child, you had to write it in passive voice. 210 00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:59,400 Read what you wrote. 211 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,400 I miss my kheer every day. 212 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,280 Good. Now change the voice. 213 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,880 I miss my kheer every day! 214 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,800 LOOK AT THE KHEER THIEF TEKING A PISS. 215 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,400 LOOK AT THE KHEER THIEF TAKING A PISS. 216 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:35,000 Ma'am, you should ask questions related to sex in the reproduction test. 217 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,880 Call it "intercourse" if you like. What is "the union of parents"? 218 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:43,560 You have written "egg bhurji" instead of "egg fertilization." 219 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,840 For menstruation-- Oh my God! 220 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,320 "A bloody thigh," ma'am? 221 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,360 Sir, how can I just say it? 222 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,400 You have to do it. 223 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:57,160 Ma'am, you can’t draw a mouth organ when the question is to label the male organs. 224 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,280 What are you doing? 225 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,480 This is the diagram for the male organ, isn't it? 226 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:07,680 What happened? 227 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,240 Ma'am! You can't blush and run away every single time! 228 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:12,600 Sharma ma'am! 229 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,600 What happened, sir? 230 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,280 I showed her the penis, and Sharma ma'am blushed and ran away. 231 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:22,560 Sir? 232 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,800 Oh, no, I was talking about the diagram! 233 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:25,920 What are you thinking, man? 234 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:29,040 Oh! Oh, okay, yeah. 235 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:30,680 But what's the problem, sir? 236 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,960 The board exams will have a 15-mark question on reproduction. 237 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,080 If madam is too shy to teach it, then how will the kids score well? 238 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:40,960 Please do me a favor, Mukul sir. 239 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,160 Yes, sir. 240 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,160 Please talk to her. 241 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,960 Sir, I'm a children's counselor. 242 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,280 Well, shouldn't children know how children are made? 243 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:51,200 Look, if Sharma ma'am keeps hiding her face like this, 244 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,760 then we won't be able to show our faces anywhere after the board exams. 245 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:55,840 Please, Mukul sir. 246 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:03,880 This is too much, sir. 247 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,600 In Tuesday's essay writing, 248 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,160 one kid actually wrote the love story of "Kheer-Ranjha." 249 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:09,600 Exactly. 250 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,760 I caught two boys in the computer lab yesterday. 251 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:13,760 -Really? -Yes. 252 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,240 Sir. 253 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,680 Sir. 254 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,160 Two boys were watching rice pudding videos on incognito yesterday. 255 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,960 They are going through a heartbreak, sir. 256 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,080 It will take time for them to mend their hearts. 257 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:25,960 It has been two weeks, sir. 258 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,640 Even a person's mourning period lasts for 13 days. 259 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,360 And they serve kheer after that. 260 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,680 Let me deal with how to handle the children's mourning. 261 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,800 You enjoy the cold water. 262 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,680 -And focus on the board exams. -Of course. 263 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,960 All of you, please focus on the board exams. 264 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,120 Yes. 265 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,160 I am coming in, sir. 266 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,080 Bansi is here 267 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,400 So, what have you brought in your tiffin for me? 268 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:58,960 Mix-veg again? 269 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,560 Wow! Sweet! For me? 270 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,000 How sweet! 271 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,000 Sir, can you feed me this halwa with your own hands? 272 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,320 It's okay. 273 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,160 Tell Auntie to cook the carrots for a bit longer. 274 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,080 Until they turn red. 275 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,600 It will match your eyes. 276 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:37,000 You'll get played by Bansi 277 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,280 Don't worry, sir. 278 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,640 The secret of henna will remain a secret. 279 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,520 See you. 280 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:51,080 In Meena's sadness is Bansi's happiness 281 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,120 Sir? 282 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:53,880 Are you okay? 283 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,280 Of course I am. 284 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:56,440 No, you are… 285 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,040 bending the spoon. 286 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,280 What? 287 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,080 Sir? 288 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,120 If there is a problem, you can share it with me. 289 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,360 That is the problem. 290 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,200 I can't share it. 291 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:12,800 Sir! 292 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,600 The class is too far away. 293 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:15,960 Carry me. 294 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:20,920 Bansi! You'll get played by Bansi 295 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,600 Alexander the Great. 296 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,360 Tell me what he would do before going into battle. 297 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:31,600 Pushkar? 298 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,440 Before every battle, he would… 299 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,720 Exercise. 300 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:44,840 Stretching. 301 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,480 I think before stepping on the battlefield of exams, 302 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,520 we should exercise as well. 303 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:56,800 That is why… 304 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,320 your next two periods… 305 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,480 will be PT periods! 306 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:06,560 Yeah? 307 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,280 Ma'am, the kids already know everything. 308 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,440 If you run around in circles, they will run circles around you. 309 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,080 Just tell them the facts, okay? 310 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,760 In Sex Education, instead of "sex," you need to focus on "education." 311 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,960 Yes. Okay. 312 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,000 Don't worry, ma'am. I'll be right here. 313 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,440 Good morning, ma'am! 314 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:45,960 -Good morning! -Good morning, sir! 315 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,000 Sit down. Sit down. 316 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,960 So, today we will be studying… 317 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,640 -human reproduction. -Yes! 318 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,560 Ma'am. 319 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,160 Reproduction is wrong. 320 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,280 -What? -The spelling. 321 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,240 Oh, right. Just look at your books. Just check it in your books. 322 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,440 Now, when… 323 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,800 a male… sperm 324 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,320 -comes in contact with a female egg-- -Ma'am! 325 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,320 Ma'am, what is sperm? 326 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,080 Sperm? 327 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,760 Sperm? 328 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,760 Sperm is the thing… 329 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:36,720 that your dad gives your mom. 330 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,920 Dad gives to Mom? 331 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:39,320 Orders? 332 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,200 -Taunts? -No man! 333 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,080 Divorce! 334 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,920 Shut up! You… 335 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:46,720 You tell me. 336 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:48,920 What did your father bring yesterday? 337 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,080 What did he bring from the market yesterday? 338 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,280 Ma'am, my dad brought bread yesterday. 339 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,880 Yes! Bread… bread… okay. 340 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,320 So… 341 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,440 When dad's bread… 342 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,320 is mixed with mom's besan… 343 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,800 and it is cooked in the cooking pan of the uterus for nine months… 344 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,160 that makes a… 345 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,160 Bread fritter! 346 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,080 Yes. 347 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,960 -No, no… that's… -Ma'am! 348 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,560 So, pregnant women have bread fritter in their stomachs? 349 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,040 -No. -Of course. 350 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,080 That is why they keep craving tangy food. 351 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,920 Without tamarind chutney, bread fritters are tasteless. 352 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,520 Shut up! Saying pointless things. I… 353 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,480 Ma'am, what are you trying to say? 354 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,080 My niece is my sister's pakori? 355 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:41,960 Palak. 356 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,440 -What? -Ma'am! 357 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,720 Ma'am, after my counseling session, 358 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,080 Mukul sir gave me snacks. 359 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,640 Does that mean 360 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,200 I have sir's bread fritter in my stomach? 361 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,320 Hey! What nonsense? 362 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:58,960 You said you were hungry yesterday. 363 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,080 I was hungry, but is this how you satisfy my hunger? 364 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,680 No, please, I don't want to be a single mother. 365 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,480 I want to abort this bread fritter. 366 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,240 -Behave yourself! -Sharma ma'am, please tell him. 367 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,080 Ma'am? 368 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,040 -Sharma ma'am! -At least abort the bread fritter first! 369 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,000 Four! 370 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,680 The next one will go out of the stadium. 371 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:37,720 Not out. 372 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,680 It was a no-ball. Clear no-ball. 373 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,240 Okay, sir. Not out. 374 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,720 What is wrong with you guys? 375 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,280 Why are you all so upset over such a small thing? 376 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,520 Such a small thing? 377 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:53,720 What? 378 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,400 Hey! 379 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,440 What is so sad about not eating rice pudding for one day? 380 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,200 It's just one bowl! 381 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,160 Sir, we play matches on the nearby field against 382 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,720 TTPS and even private schools sometimes. 383 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:14,160 Kids there say they have the best swimming pool at school, 384 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,720 and others say they have the best computer lab. 385 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,080 All we could say was 386 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,320 our school serves the best rice pudding. 387 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,560 That one bowl wasn't just our reason for coming to school… 388 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,920 it was also our pride. 389 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,720 And you took that away from us. 390 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,520 Meet me every month, darling 391 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,920 Lock the door, my darling 392 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:50,080 My slim waist is waiting for you 393 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,680 My slim waist is waiting for you 394 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,520 Sharma ma'am, were you… singing? 395 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,280 Where are you going? 396 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,280 What are you hiding? Where are you going? 397 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,320 All your dirty laundry Will be aired out today 398 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,320 All your hidden secrets Will come to light 399 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:40,400 Every locked door will be opened 400 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,240 You won't escape today Your secrets will be stripped away 401 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,240 Your tower of lies Will be torn to shreds! 402 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:49,280 Refuse and deny it if you wish I'll piece together every clue with ease 403 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,320 As clever as you are The criminal won't get that far 404 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,320 Where are you going? 405 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:04,280 Where are you going? 406 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,320 Where are you going? 407 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,840 -Hello, child. Gaganjeet is upstairs. -Hello. 408 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,440 -Sorry? -Gaganjeet is upstairs. 409 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,400 -Oh. -Yes, Mittal? My name is Gagan. 410 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,560 The daughter is Gaganjeet. The father is Gaganjyot. 411 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,520 Understand? 412 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,560 Please come a little closer. 413 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,400 Don't be shy. 414 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,400 It might tickle. 415 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,600 Give me your hand. 416 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,080 Gaganpreet… 417 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,960 -Double E, right? -You're busted! 418 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,080 You're busted! 419 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,000 You're busted! 420 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,960 You're busted! 421 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,200 So, you travel so far, all the way to Gurugram, 422 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,840 to apply henna at weddings? 423 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,720 I learned it when I was a child. By applying henna to my sisters. 424 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,640 I got a booking for a wedding last week. 425 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,160 I ran into Bansi there. 426 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,960 And he caught you red-handed. 427 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,240 Coloring hands red. 428 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:21,720 And since then… 429 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,440 he keeps blackmailing me with this. 430 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,120 If the kids find out 431 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,920 that the man who turns their hands red with dusters during the day 432 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,360 turns his hands yellow at night with henna during weddings… 433 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,520 then just like you, I will also lose respect. 434 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,320 But why do you do this job? 435 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:47,920 For Sangya and Kriya. 436 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,680 You're saving money for Hindi grammar? 437 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,360 Sangya and Kriya are the names of my daughters. 438 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,360 You've named your daughters "Noun" and "Verb"? 439 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,400 Both of them want to go to London to get MS degrees. 440 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,360 A government salary isn't strong enough 441 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,240 to support the weight of a pound in London. 442 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,680 Along with being a father, 443 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,160 I'm also a teacher. 444 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,360 How could I stop them from learning? 445 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,760 Meena Uncle, hurry up. 446 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,640 Everyone is waiting for you downstairs. 447 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:22,960 I'll be right there, child. 448 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,680 There was a time 449 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:30,840 when in this country, 450 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,320 teachers were given an offering of gratitude. 451 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:34,920 Now… 452 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,680 teachers need to pay a price to be able to teach. 453 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,200 Just watch, if I yell out "sex," she will run away. 454 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,840 Forget about sex, 455 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,480 she will run away even if I yell out "Sensex." 456 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:53,800 Hey, ma'am is here. 457 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,880 Good morning, ma'am! 458 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,120 Good morning, sir! 459 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,360 Good morning. Please take your seats. 460 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,080 Sex! 461 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:27,880 Okay. 462 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:32,640 It happens every month Ovulation 463 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:37,200 In preparation for insemination 464 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,680 It happens every month Ovulation 465 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:45,240 In preparation for insemination 466 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,120 Mom's ovaries release eggs 467 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:53,280 It stops the egg in the fallopian tubes 468 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:57,000 Mom's ovaries release eggs 469 00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:03,080 It stops the egg in the fallopian tubes 470 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,360 Understand? 471 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:08,880 It happens every month Ovulation 472 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,680 It happens every month Ovulation 473 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:25,200 In preparation for insemination 474 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,640 It happens every month Ovulation 475 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:33,120 In preparation for insemination 476 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:37,720 Males have only one task 477 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,280 To give the sperm 478 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,760 From penis 479 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:45,760 When the Sperm meets an egg 480 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,480 It forms an embryo 481 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,400 Not a bread pakora 482 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,880 Bread pakora! Bread pakora! Bread pakora! 483 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:03,360 That is the process of fertilization 484 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:11,200 Then it is time for celebration! 485 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,680 It happens every month Ovulation 486 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:19,200 In preparation for insemination 487 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:22,720 It happens every month Ovulation 488 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:27,280 In preparation for insemination 489 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,600 What a sexy performance, Sharma ma'am! 490 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,440 Well done, 491 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,400 Sharma ma'am… 492 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,600 Sharma ma'am! 493 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,760 It happens every month Ovulation 494 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,200 -In preparation for… -Isn't that Sharma ma'am's song? 495 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,520 Show it to me. 496 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,760 That performance went hard. 497 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,240 Even Kanye wouldn't dare grab the mic. 498 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,880 Now, put this away. 499 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:03,960 You're not allowed to use your phone in school like this. 500 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,080 Are you new? 501 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,680 I'm allowed to do anything. 502 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,160 Sir, go ahead and complete my homework. 503 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,360 Hey, why can't I move? 504 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,640 Bansi will get played now 505 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,960 Sir, I think you're forgetting something. 506 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,720 Oh! Kanchan ma'am deleted it. 507 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:41,720 Just one second, sir. 508 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,440 Hello, Dad. 509 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,480 Tell Mom I loved her a lot. 510 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,800 Go ahead, sir. I deserve it. 511 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,280 Abacus? 512 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,920 Bansi will get played 513 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:54,880 Ready? 514 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,080 Bansi will get played now 515 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,160 RICE PUDDING, WHERE ARE YOU? 516 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,080 -We have to convince him. -Yes, we have to. 517 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,080 -Sir? -Yes. 518 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,640 Sir, when we come to school on Tuesdays, 519 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,320 it feels like we just lost the 2023 World Cup finals again. 520 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,560 We can't see the kids in this condition anymore, sir. 521 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,200 That is why all of us have decided, sir, 522 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,440 that we will let go of the water filter and have a comeback for rice pudding. 523 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:27,360 -No, no, no. -Yes, sir. 524 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,280 You are all working so hard for the boards. That's unacceptable. 525 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,720 But sir, we can't swallow a drop of water 526 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,280 knowing we're snatching food from the children's mouths. 527 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,840 Sir, a parched throat is better than this. 528 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:39,240 I guess you didn't check the mid-day meal menu for today. 529 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,200 Mister, another bowl of rice pudding. 530 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,880 Sir, what about the budget for this? 531 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,520 Don't worry about that. Enjoy the rice pudding. 532 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,000 Our school has the best. 533 00:29:59,080 --> 00:29:59,880 Let's go. 534 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,640 Hearty congratulations, sir. 535 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,840 Tell me, what are your plans for tomorrow? 536 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,400 Is tomorrow special? 537 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,360 It's sir's 25th wedding anniversary. 538 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,000 Oh! Then you will have to do something special for ma'am. 539 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,560 I did try, but… 540 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,840 my budget has become ordinary for the special surprise. 541 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,400 Anyway, next time. 542 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:33,960 Sir. 543 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,560 I have an idea. 544 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,000 But please don't tell anyone. 545 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,160 Close your eyes. 546 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:45,800 No cheating. 547 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:53,640 Now open them. 548 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,600 It's so cute. 549 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,680 You won this time. 550 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,440 I won many years ago, on this day. 551 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,400 My target was a big TV. 552 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,320 Remember? 553 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:13,880 The big TV. 554 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:16,200 Do you remember? 555 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,440 But I didn't have enough money. 556 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:20,960 That's good. 557 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,000 Otherwise, my gift would be ruined. 558 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,440 Oh, your gift? 559 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,240 Where is it? 560 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:37,840 Oh, wow! 561 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,320 If we had a big TV, we would sit far away. 562 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,760 How could we do this? 563 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,080 Sushma, one day I will… 564 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,800 definitely take you out of India on vacation. 565 00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,080 Promise. 566 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:04,960 That must be my sister. 567 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,480 Only your sister could show up at the worst time possible. 568 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,240 Please come in, Urmi di. 569 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,680 How are you, brother-in-law? 570 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,480 Come. 571 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:29,960 My damn sister-in-law is here.